The Most Famous Vibrator On Amazon, According To 58,000 Orgasmic Reviews

We call them hidden gems, but it's no secret that Amazon boasts a treasure trove of the internet's most viral products. From the best summer dresses under $100 to cult-favorite cleaning supplies, Amazon's proverbial shelves are chock full of must-have items. With swift shipping, discreet doorstep delivery, and seemingly endless stock, it's no surprise that the smorgasbord of sex toys on Amazon is one of the best out there. Its immense offerings include not only popular name brands, but also lesser-known labels and in-house options aren't just well-performing, they're also extensively reviewer-vetted. If you're looking for a clitoral stimulator or oral sex toy on Amazon, there's a standout that's skyrocketing to viral-bestseller status. The Satisfyer Pro 2 currently boasts an impressive 58,967 reviews total (primed to break through to 59k at any second!) and is backed by an impassioned community who swear by its ability to get them off. Every. Damn. Time. "Exorcism needed after using this bad mamma jamma," states one satisfied customer. "Will rob your body and soul like a thief in the night," attests another. "I could feel colors and smell numbers," brags another. You get the picture. Available in three colors — chic rose gold, icy blue, and frosted violet — Amazon's most famous vibrator is made even better by its incredibly affordable price tag. That's right: this superstar vibrator, which essentially owns the top spot in Amazon's Clitoral Stimulator Hall Of Fame, will only set you back $35.

The top-selling secret lies within the brand's patented "Air Pulse Technology," which is said to achieve the effect of "touch-free stimulation." The vibrator is crafted with a soft silicone tip that surrounds the clitoris and, when turned on, releases gentle pulsating pressure waves. One reviewer describes the feeling as "like suction, yes, but not quite. It sorta feels like a vibrator, but not exactly. The best way I can explain it is that you create this 'vacuum' by creating the seal around your most sensitive bits, and then there’s something inside that vibrates just above the clitoris but doesn’t touch it. The suction, combined with the motion, it’s a very unique feeling. I’m having a difficult time describing it, so let me just say — it’s amazing." Other bonuses include waterproof capabilities, a 15-year product protection plan, whisper-quiet vibrating, USB charging, and the ability to accessorize down the road with additional bells & whistles (check out the brand's official Amazon storefront for Satisfyer attachments). 

A deep scroll through the reviews reveals that the Satisfyer Pro 2 has gone fully global — with Amazon ratings from the U.S., Spain, Germany, the United Kingdom, and beyond — demonstrating that this sex toy speaks every [body] language. As one reviewer passionately put it, "Ladies, if nothing else, get this toy. For a long time I thought my clit was broken...I was wrong. After using this for about 5 minutes on different settings, I had my first orgasm. Invest in this because it pays off. Not only is it effective, but it’s super easy to clean and it charges quickly."